Let me see if I get this right. So it’s you and your friends who definitely aren’t gay, and you get your genitals out, right? And then you take your balls and tuck ‘em backwards? Yeah.
I wish rpgs let Healers have “damaging healing”!! Let them silence/choke mages by healing their mouths shut!! Crush a knight in their own armour by increasing their muscle growth!! Heal a rogue’s exposed foot to the floor to stop them from running away!! Let Healers go ape shit!!
Millennia-Old Lich: [Incanting an apocalyptic, world ending spell] Healer in the back of the adventuring party:
